My Marnie

We got something new for the wall above the couch in the living room. We think it's the most beautiful and most obvious thing and we comment on it almost every time we walk into the house. However, we had guests the other night, and they didn't notice. Jay and I are discussing it. How could they not notice?

Jay: Well, maybe it's not that noticeable. Maybe most people who come over won't notice.

Me, begging to differ and, in my haste to disagree, forgetting for a minute that Marnie changed her name: Marnie R----- will notice within 3.5 seconds of walking into the house.

Simon: Whose Marnie is that? Is that my Marnie?