Friday, March 16, 2007

Two hotels

(Location: a hotel room in Sands Point, N.Y.)

Simon visits Lewis & Judy's hotel room. He examines the clock radio.

Simon: In my hotel, I have a black clock.
Judy: Mine is white.
Simon: In your hotel, the clock is white.
Judy: We're in the same hotel, Simon, just different rooms.

Simon looks at Judy. There is a pause.

Simon: In my hotel, the clock is black.

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