But all that matters is the "W"

Simon and Jay are downstairs watching basketball.

Simon comes up every few minutes to tell me the score, but with a twist. Turns out he's down there with the new calculator, adding the scores together (not incidentally, this provided a solid half-hour of self-entertainment).

i.e., instead of saying: Xavier, 59; Ohio State 50, he runs up the stairs screaming:

"59+50=109!!!!!"